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Ask me anything   When I'm not working/playing xbox live/teaching my dog to speak Shyriiwook/planning survival strategies for the Zombie Apocalypse/watching Adventure Time/meditating/making steampunk accessories for my fiance/sleeping I browse the internet for stuff that I think other tumblr people might like and post them, mostly STAR WARS related. And anything between that I find remotely funny I post as well :)
Living in Leeds but originally from a small town called Redcar (Teesside).

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    The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

    We all grew up watching Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, laughing along at the antics of Will and his adopted family. But some time has passed and those innocent days have faded away. And when you break down the storyline the show had some pretty dark themes.

    Here’s a run down of the most depressing aspects in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

    1. Will has no father and a mother who only sees him once a year despite being related to a wealthy, Bel-Air family.
    2. Hilary’s fiance dies when proposing to her.
    3. Despite all his charisma, Will has one friend: a possibly-handicapped vagrant with a medical problem in which is he is unable let sunlight into his eyes.
    4. Carlton spends his entire life dreaming of going to Princeton, only to attend a local, state university.
    5. Will dominates the high school basketball world, draining shots from half-court and attracting scouts from all over the nation, only to attend the same college as Carlton. His basketball aspirations long gone, he is forced to bus tables at the student center.
    6. Nicky suffers from a pituitary gland disorder, prompting him to grow uncontrollably.
    7. Uncle Phil employs a servant. 8. Uncle Phil’s servant regularly emasculates him in front of his family.
    8. Will gets shot, realizes his own mortality, prompting him to rush into marriage. When he finally second guesses it, his estranged mother marries his fiance’s father, ruining any glimmer of hope for his relationship.
    9. Despite being a successful television personality, Hilary has emotional dependency issues that result in her being unable to move out of her parent’s home.
    10. Uncle Phil has a heart attack, yet his family continues to make fat jokes at his expense.

    Originally posted on http://m.funnyordie.com/articles/cc4682f3f4/the-most-depressing-things-about-the-fresh-prince

    — 10 hours ago with 4 notes
    #fresh prince of bel air  #will smith  #fresh prince  #Carlton  #Hillary  #Uncle Phil 
    Hedley Verity in Leeds serves the best Gourmet 6oz Beef Burger.
Topped with two bacon slices and a Stilton, Shropshire blue and spring onion sauce. With six beer-battered onion rings and chunky chips.

GET IN ME.

    Hedley Verity in Leeds serves the best Gourmet 6oz Beef Burger. Topped with two bacon slices and a Stilton, Shropshire blue and spring onion sauce. With six beer-battered onion rings and chunky chips.

    GET IN ME.

    — 14 hours ago with 2 notes
    #gourmet  #burger  #chips  #onion rings  #beer  #Leeds 
    Never really watched much beavis and butthead.
This is creepy though.

    Never really watched much beavis and butthead. This is creepy though.

    — 2 days ago with 6 notes
    #beavis and butthead  #wax 
    Anonymous asked: I FOUND YOUR ASK BOX! So here's a question: how do you want to die?


    Answer:

    Wow! Creepy.
    Answer: Old and satisfied with my accomplishments. Preferably once I’m really sick of the way the world will inevitably get.
    Or turned into a zombie and have my head blown off by my wife.

    — 2 days ago

    Is there an ask box on my profile page? Or is it that I just don’t get asked questions? I use the mobile app more than the web version so I can never tell.

    — 2 days ago
    The Bark side →

    This is why dogs are so much more cooler than cats. Screw your cutesy cat blogs, they’re sickening.

    — 3 days ago
    #dogs  #star wars  #bark side  #vw 

    Went for a “StarKiller” haircut today. Well near enough, except I have a hairline in the shape of my initial “M”. Customers might now sense the dark side in me and not bother me with retarded questions.

    — 3 days ago
    #galen marek  #starkiller  #haircut